Sunday, May 1, 2011

Is there an echo in here?

"I'm not gonna take a GST hike off the table." "I'm not gonna take a GST hike off the table." "I'm not gonna take a GST hike off the table."

I'm sure you've all heard Ignatieff say this a thousand times by now. From where? Well from every ad the Tories put out this federal election.

My heart kind of wrenches every time one of these commercials comes on. My understanding of political campaigning, which is very little, tells me that parties should be instilling confidence in Canadians so they'll give you their trust and their vote. But it seems like all the Tories and Liberals are doing is trying to knock each other down a peg. They're not trying to one-up each other, promising bigger and better things. They're not trying to make us excited about change or make us realize how things are great the way they are. They're just trying to turn us away from the other.

I'm not saying this isn't an effective tactic. If you can deter someone from voting for a different party, there's a better chance they'll vote for you. But I think if you focus on showing Canadians what you plan to bring to the table and how it's going to be better for the country as a whole, they won't even care about what the other guys are doing.

Basically I just think this game of ad hominem is tacky and doesn't require much effort at all.

So, please remember to go vote this election day and make it count.


If only it were a beauty contest...

Sunday, April 24, 2011

A single nod of the head.

A "significant other" and I went to the "Starbs" at Polo Park Shopping Centre to quench our collective thirsts with a refreshing, revitalizing, and red, Tazo® Shaken Iced Passion Tea Lemonade.

I think I need one after that first sentence.

As we were waiting for our kind barista to bring our summery beverages to a full blush and bloom, this caught our eyes:

58 per cent? Pft. You should see my high school transcript. Boing, zing, fawoosh!

Other than the single extraneous apostrophe that found itself between an 'A' and 'S', we both agreed that we really liked what we saw. This simple company procedure makes every chump that spends 4+ bucks on a cup of joe, feel like the company really cares about them. I would say that it's almost beneficial to them that the percentage is so low because this gives them an oppourtunity to show how transparent they are with their customers.

If we would have seen this sign with a 97 per cent instead of a 58, I'm sure we'd have glanced over it and thought nothing of it. In any service industry, good service is expected, so it's not a surprise when people are satisfied. It's when someone says, "Hey, you guys said we suck. Sorry." that it gets your attention.

As far as Starbucks chalk board messages go, I've seen better. This one here sets a bar. A bar that one could say is, 'out of this world'? A bar...abar...

Ackbarista?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

No ears for me, thanks.

About two years ago, Mike Tyson went from munching on these:

Even McCoy's thinking about them.


To these:

Apparently carrots have trouble seeing sometimes too...


Level 3 vegan, "Iron Mike", has now teamed up with Last Chance for Animals, an organization that advocates the inhumane act of denying tasty meals to people all over the world, and unveiled a billboard that will probably baffle more people, rather than get them to switch their eating habits.

Uh. And by 'love' you mean...

This is another case where you wonder if a celebrity endorsement really works. According to Tyson, he's been feeling a lot more healthy and in a much more positive state of mind ever since he changed his diet. He said he felt "weighed down" when he ate meat, and that he's only ever felt at 100 per cent after the switch. This is evident by a simple before and after:

Cheese-filled Franks vs. Tofu Dogs

Okay, okay. I know it's not a fair comparison at all, but teeth vs. ear wasn't that evenly matched either. What I'm trying to get at here is that just because you have a well-known face and name to a message, doesn't necessarily mean that message is going to ring any louder or truer than it did before. Again, this isn't always the case though. If the spokesperson is a widely known and respected figure, I'm sure they're going to have some pull...


I'll have what he's having.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Old Spice guy says...






"That's enough, DQ. That's enough."

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thanks, SM (That's what I call Social Media)

For my TV Documentary class I took this past semester, we were given three months-ish to find, film, and edit a 5 to 10 minute documentary. Making any sort of documentary is quite a large task to begin with, but with the time frame given to us, it seemed more than reasonable to do.

Enter procrastination. Two and three quarter months later, there was no documentary.

The Sunday before the Thursday it's due arrives, and I wake up feeling quite helpless. The following is how I completed my documentary:

1) Boot up my computer, log onto Facebook.

2) Check the events page, and find this:

(Local? Experimental? Juxtaposition? Cool.)

5) A show was happening that night at the Lo Pub, with a local act, Spirit Children, opening.

6) Documentary subject chosen.

7) Facebook creep the band members and send them a message that can be paraphrased as:
"Hey, I know this is weird, but can I film you for school?"

8) Within fifteen minutes, I received this message:

(Awesome.)

9) I roll over to their jam space to film their rehearsal, pack up, set up and show at the Lo Pub.

10) Monday, I edit the entire documentary in five-ish hours, hand it in and never think about it again.

Without the immediacy and efficiency of Facebook, I wouldn't have ever found out about the gig, nor got in contact with the band so quickly. Most of the time, Facebook uses its power to embarrass and humiliate, but sometimes, it uses its power for good.

Though it seems like I threw in the towel for this assignment, I was actually quite proud of the outcome. I've definitely spent a lot more time on assignments that were worth less, but the amount of effort I put in was just the same. I believe I had good content, and a story with a concise beginning, middle and end. I feel that I represented the band and band members genuinely and showed the process of a up-and-coming local band playing a live show.

But, that's just me. See for yourself and let me know what you think.



Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I'm kind of legitimate.

In my third semester of Creative Communications, each advertising major was assigned to create a promotional campaign for the spunky, charismatic, wild-haired Kitty, owner of Berns & Black Salon on Main Street.


My peers came up with some great creative and strategies for the salon, all of which I'd love to share with you, but if I did, this post would simply be just too long.

After sharing our ideas with the class, our instructor ran the plansbooks down the street to the salon and gave them to Kitty and the staff to flip through, read and cut apart. Kitty was given the task to pick five from sixteen, which would decide who would get to pitch to her and her colleagues.

A week later.

Four talented peers and myself get chosen to pitch our campaigns for Kitty. Nervous and excited, we prepared ourselves for the first real client pitch in our professional careers. Looking sharp, and with sweat collecting on our collective brows, we presented our campaigns to our client.

We pretty much killed it.

She loved our work and she grabbed it all to keep to use in the future when the time was right. Luckily for me, she loved the simplest aspect of my campaign and wanted them produced right away.


These loyalty cards are now being handed out to every Berns & Black client that comes in for a style or cut, and they were made by none other than your modest and attractive narrator.

Funny story. A couple weeks down the line, I went in there for a haircut myself and as I was walking away from the register after paying, they stopped me and said, "Oh, I almost forgot. Here's your 'stache card".

(Snip, snip. The end.)

I hate my voice. But it's not bad when I yell.

I just realized that in the two years I've had this blog, I've yet to post anything I've produced. This. Changes. NOW.

The following spot was produced for Portage Place Shopping Centre during the 2010 holiday season. During this time, they were trying to promote the Globe Cinema, IMAX and Prairie Theatre Exchange all at the same time, calling it the 'Portage Place Theatre District'.

When talking to the client, she said that she was aware that Portage Place definitely wasn't the first choice for people when they wanted to go shopping, and that they've accepted that fact. Instead, they wanted to market the shopping centre as an entertainment hub where people could see a wide array of movies as well as live theatre. They also wanted people to know about their free validated heated underground parking.

I scripted and produced the spot which was approved by the client, and it aired on KICK-FM in December 2010.

Listen to it here:

Mike Choi - Portage Place by chlngch0ng

Writer/Producer: Mike Choi
Client: Portage Place Shopping Centre
Talent: Albertine Watson/Mike Choi