Jackbutt

Oh, how the 14-year-old in me squirms with nervous anticipation.

I only ask of you to not judge me.

Jackass 3D opens in theatres Oct. 15. Now why would anyone be excited about this? Well because we all used to be immature mid-pubescent boys (I still can't grow facial hair) who thrived off others adrenaline. The big debate over this series was whether it was truly, truly funny or not. Half of you will not admit it, and the other quarter of you will evade answering the question altogether, but I'm sure everyone has laughed at one thing that derived from the show. It's mindless destructive entertainment, but hey, sometimes a little brain dead leisure is good for the soul.

This time around, it's in 3D. This time around, it's in your FACE. Things will pop, punch and POW. It will be a spectacle from our pasts in the form our of future manifested in this present. This is ridiculous and I need to stop...

(segue)

Hey! Look at this!

I wouldn't be surprised if one of the boys actually did that

This outdoor concept is not new or riveting in any way, but it works so well with what the movie is about and definitely amplifies whatever thoughts we had about the movie. I mean, if the ads are this "extreme" I can only image the actual film's "extremeness" will have a direct relation to it. We can only wait and see.

Speaking of not-so-classy comedy...

One of my classes in Creative Communications is comedy writing. Yes, I write jokes for one of my classes. On Oct. 18th and 25th (both Mondays) we will be showcasing aforementioned jokes at the King's Head Pub. Tickets are just a measly five bucks and you'll be supporting our advertising major trip at the same time! We have a lot, and I mean a LOT of funny comics who will be going up, so I advise you to come check 'em out while they're small because they're all going to make it big! Here's the Facebook page for the event. Come one, come all!

I will go up on the 25th. Please support me. I need as many laughs as I can get...